OMG, I can't believe some of the DU(m)BS beliefs. CRAZY shit.
the JWs think that jesus christ came into kindgom power in 1914 and that he cast the devil and his dark angles out of heaven and they are now restricted to the vicinity of the earth.
I knew the belief of Jesus returning invisibly in 1914 but Satan being cast out of Heaven the same time? Did they take the same taxi to Earth?
The chronology is wrong as we all know. But they stick to their 1914 thang. If all of their other dates were wrong, then why wouldn't these dates be wrong? And show me some scripture that says anything remotely like "Jesus and Satan going to Earth in the same year".
All of these original dates came from rooms and passages in the pyramids, as taught by Russell. None of these things actually happened. Russell passes away and the WT can now do what it wants. How convenient that Jesus took a few years to decide what org suits his needs.
Imagine living and being a Dub in 1914. WW1 breaks out and scares the crap out of everyone. YOU beleive it is the end as predicted. BUT then, a strange thing happens, the war is over, things are back to normal. What? All non dubs should be dead? This should be paradise now. WT scrambles around. Decides that Jesus was interviewing the last few years. But to save face, insist that he did return, WITH SATAN. The same Satan that tempted Adam and Eve, thousands of years before. So Satan must of had the "Left" hand of God, right or wrong? Satan, I beleive, was cast out waaaaaaaayyy before man even set foot on the earth. I believe the story was like this. Satans name, when an Angel of God, was Lucifer, an equal of Michael the archangel. He wasn't "Satan" until he was cast out of heaven, which was before Adam and Eve, not 1914.
So anyway, ignore my beleifs and concider this. God allowed Satan to dwell in heaven from Adam and Eve until 1914, Satan and God were on the same "team" until then? Wouldn't that mean that Satan and Jesus were equals until then? And not now? UUUGGGHHH. The JW's beliefs are SO WACKED. I could go on and on.
Break the chains that bind you,
unless, of course, your into that sort of thing.